Welcome To Farnsworthland

Does anybody want to become an investor in a Kyle Farnsworth theme park? Farnsworthland: Where every outing is an up-and-down roller coaster ride and it's always an adventure. The ride is expensive, there are long waits and it's never truly satisfying even though you usually get off the ride in one piece. And sadly, this ride is never fun.
In 28 outings, Farnsworth has pitched 3, count 'em 3, 1-2-3 innings. That's not exactly set-up guy material.
Come on fellas. 3 outs to go.
J